Friday, May 28, 2010

ugh, burp, gurgle, gurgle . . . I got kicked out of the NICU!

Dearest NICU Nurses,

What did I do? Why? I promise not to spit up in your face anymore. I swear, I won't poop outside of my diaper anymore. But what about my pod-mates, can they come too? You can't throw me out without my posse.

Ok, Ok, let me regroup and assess this situation. Just because I can breath, suck, swallow, keep myself warm and keep my heartbeat going, you are going to expel me.

I knew you were tricking me when you put me in that car seat for a test run.

Weight: 5 pounds 2 ounces
Length: 18 inches

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